yall leave kelly clarkson alone
there b some specific ass machines in this world
me: *is super motivated to do a thing*
literally one second: *passes*
me: *is no longer interested in the thing at all*
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
wheres the love of my life wtf!!! i got things i want to do with them tf
“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:
tom marvolo riddle
Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:
Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover
“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “
me: today i will play video game
*turns on video game*
me:
I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything
one direction
If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!